we are sad to report that during our gig in chattanooga tn, our drummer jonathan's mother-in-law had her wallet stolen by an unscrupulous thief. sadly for him, he underestimated the tenacity and vengefulness of the tusslers. we had the following 4 days off for some r & r, but we used them launch a manhunt of epic proportions. with the help of the chattanooga chapter of the satan's helpers(did we mention our truce with the satan's helpers?), we tracked him to a rest stop 40 miles outside of dovetrail, mississippi. after doing everything we could to restrain the satan's helpers, we gave the kid a stern talking to. stern is an understatement. anyways, he explained his state of desperation and how bad he felt about his crime. after a series of merciless swirlies, we decided to bring him along on the tour as our roadie and masseuse. we still don't know his name.
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